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Garfield on 1st April 1981
1st April 1981

The light bulb's burned out. - Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark going blind. - I'll fix it. He's such a good boy.

Garfield on 2nd April 1981
2nd April 1981

When I was your age I was married and had a kid. Yeh, me! - - Good argument, son. But I still think you should get married.

Garfield on 3rd April 1981
3rd April 1981

Now that the sun has set, we come to the exciting part. - We turn around to watch the moon rise. - Be still my beating heart.

Garfield on 4th April 1981
4th April 1981

It IS kind of pretty out here on the farm. - chirp chirp - Walt Disney, eat your heart out.

Garfield on 5th April 1981
5th April 1981

- Uh oh. I'll never make it across that sunbeam awake. - Nothing ventured, nothing gained. - Z poomp! - Come on , Garfield, let's go for a walk. Z - Z Z

Garfield on 6th April 1981
6th April 1981

You're getting a little pudgy there, Garfield. - Maybe you'd be more attractive to the ladies if you'd suck your gut in. - And then again, maybe not.

Garfield on 7th April 1981
7th April 1981

Here comes Arlene. She's crazy about me. - Buenos dias, mon sweet. I knew you'd come back to me. - Of course you did, fatso. You're sitting on my rubber mouse.

Garfield on 8th April 1981
8th April 1981

Tell me, Arlene, how does it feel to have a huge, ugly, disgusting gap between your front teeth? - BAP! - Oh.

Garfield on 9th April 1981
9th April 1981

ROWR OOOO - Why do cats always caterwaul when they date? Would you rather come to my place and see my cat show trophy? - EROOO

Garfield on 10th April 1981
10th April 1981

How about us having a lasting relationship, Garfield? - I'm sorry, Arlene. I'm already hopelessly in love with somebody else. - Who? Me.

Garfield on 11th April 1981
11th April 1981

Thanks for the date, Arlene. How about a good night kiss? - kiss kiss smack kiss - Masher.

Garfield on 12th April 1981
12th April 1981

- Aren't pet stores fascinating, Garfield? - The cute hamsters, the canaries, the tropical fish. - Garfield? - GARFIELD?!! - Oh, there you are. - Come on, let's go home for lunch. No thanks, I just ate.

Garfield on 13th April 1981
13th April 1981

Where were you last night, Garfield? - - You met a ballet dancer and went to a sack race? Close enough.

Garfield on 14th April 1981
14th April 1981

Z - BARK! -

Garfield on 15th April 1981
15th April 1981

yip! yip! YIP! YIP! - -

Garfield on 16th April 1981
16th April 1981

If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I'd like to come back as a movie star. - What would you like to come back as, Garfield? What a silly question. - A dogcatcher, of course.

Garfield on 17th April 1981
17th April 1981

Mornin', Jon. What'll you have? Ham'n'eggs, eggs over easy. - And what'll you have, sir? - One of each will do nicely, thank you.

Garfield on 18th April 1981
18th April 1981

Garfield. Cats can't walk on their hind feet. - I didn't know that. -

Garfield on 19th April 1981
19th April 1981

Look Ingrid, if you don't want to go out with me, why don't you just say so! - SLAM! - I guess I told her. String 'em along then break their hearts. Right, Jon?

Garfield on 20th April 1981
20th April 1981

The moon is right. - The time is right. - Good evening, ladies and germs. A funny thing happened on the way here tonight...

Garfield on 21st April 1981
21st April 1981

A canary walks up to me the other day and he says, "I haven't had a bite in three days." So you know what I did? - I ate him! - Yah dah dah dah dah dah tappity tappity tappity

Garfield on 22nd April 1981
22nd April 1981

O solo MEYOW - - I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing.

Garfield on 23rd April 1981
23rd April 1981

My next song is for all you lovely ladies out there. - Heck with it. This is for you ugly ones, too. - BAP! BOP! BAP!

Garfield on 24th April 1981
24th April 1981

AROOOO - THOCK! Ha ha! I was prepared this time. - KACHUNG!

Garfield on 25th April 1981
25th April 1981

Take my dog...please. - What's that? - HOOK!

Garfield on 26th April 1981
26th April 1981

BRING! - Good morning, Garfield. Here's your yummy breakfast. - SPLAT! Yuk. - scratch RIP! scratch - Chirp chirp - EEEEEK! - Just another day in the life of a typical cat.

Garfield on 27th April 1981
27th April 1981

Why were cats placed upon this earth? - Why, to give people pleasure. - And to give dogs a hard way to go. SMACK!

Garfield on 28th April 1981
28th April 1981

There's nothing like a steaming cup of coffee and a newspaper to get the day started. - - I'd enjoy it even more if I could read.

Garfield on 29th April 1981
29th April 1981

ROWR - -

Garfield on 30th April 1981
30th April 1981

Once again I venture into the wilderness in search of quarry. - I spot my prey, but I must make a clean kill. - Hamburgers can be vicious if they're only wounded.

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