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Garfield on 1st October 1980
1st October 1980

This is an exclusive restaurant, Garfield. They'll never serve a cat here. - Wear this. - How sit up straight...son. Wait we'll get home...dad.

Garfield on 2nd October 1980
2nd October 1980

Good evening, Liz. So glad you could join us. - "Us"? Me and my cat. - You're not strange or something are you? You don't know the half of it, lady.

Garfield on 3rd October 1980
3rd October 1980

POW! HA HA HA, WHEEEE! - When was the last time you had so much fun, Garfield? - I think it was the time I got the hairball stuck in my throat.

Garfield on 4th October 1980
4th October 1980

Thanks for a lovely evening, Liz. - KISS - ptooy ptooy You lucky dog. I rarely kiss on the first date.

Garfield on 5th October 1980
5th October 1980

Hmmm, Jon's golf cap. - No one drives faster than the great Enzio Bodoni! - Alms for a tap dancing cat. tappity tappity - Check that oil, mister? - quack quack quack - Sometimes I worry about, Garfield. Ha ha ha ha

Garfield on 6th October 1980
6th October 1980

Boy, am I in a bad mood. - STOMP! STOMP STOMP! STOMP! Thanks, Odie.

Garfield on 7th October 1980
7th October 1980

FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP - Are you playing with the blinds again, Garfield? - I could just scream.

Garfield on 8th October 1980
8th October 1980

- What are you doing up there, Garfield? - Come a little closer and ask that again.

Garfield on 9th October 1980
9th October 1980

I'll get you out, Garfield. - CLUNK! - Gee, is there anything I can do for you? Notify your next of kin.

Garfield on 10th October 1980
10th October 1980

Cats are great to sleep with on chilly nights. - scratch scratch scratch scratch - If you can put up with some of their eccentricities.

Garfield on 11th October 1980
11th October 1980

Cats are not only cute and fuzzy... - We also make keen alarm clocks. - At no extra charge.

Garfield on 12th October 1980
12th October 1980

* MERORRR - KACHING! - * EROWRR ** - SPLAT! - ** ROWERROWER * - CLOP! - - Have you considered putting an end to your late-night caterwauling, Garfield? What? And give up show business?!

Garfield on 13th October 1980
13th October 1980

Hey, Garfield. Nermal's come to visit for the week. - I wish I could keep him. - Kittens are like strings...every yo-yo wants one.

Garfield on 14th October 1980
14th October 1980

Awwwww, isn't Nermal cute? - Look kid...Jon is MY owner. This is MY territory. I'M the cute one around here. Got it? - It's easier to charm your way through life if you have the muscle to back it up.

Garfield on 15th October 1980
15th October 1980

I hate Nermal. I think I'll clean his clock. - Hey, kid. How'd you like to play on this waffle iron? Bug off. - I guess I'll have to use more subtle means.

Garfield on 16th October 1980
16th October 1980

Hey, I was once a kitten too. - Hey, I'm cute too. - Listen to me, will you?

Garfield on 17th October 1980
17th October 1980

- kick! - Where did Nermal go? He's taking a short nap.

Garfield on 18th October 1980
18th October 1980

clop clop - Ha ha, cats are so cute when they play dress-up. - Cute to a point, that is.

Garfield on 19th October 1980
19th October 1980

sharpen your claws on my chair again? No comprendo, Senor.

Garfield on 20th October 1980
20th October 1980

scratch scratch scratch scratch - - scratch scratch scratch scratch

Garfield on 21st October 1980
21st October 1980

Me, Garfield the cat, a walking flea circus. What a bummer. - I don't mind the itching or biting. - But the lights from the midway are keeping me awake.

Garfield on 22nd October 1980
22nd October 1980

Here it is. - flea n. a small wingless, bloodsucking parasite... - also see: brother-in-law

Garfield on 23rd October 1980
23rd October 1980

I'll fix those pesky fleas. - Women and children first! Help! I'm going down for the third time! Gasp! Blurb! - I can't stand it.

Garfield on 24th October 1980
24th October 1980

I'm going to put this flea collar on you, Garfield. Not in your life. - ROWR -

Garfield on 25th October 1980
25th October 1980

scratch scratch scratch scratch - - scratch scratch scratch scratch

Garfield on 26th October 1980
26th October 1980

- BATH TIME! - - - SPLASH! - Close, but no banana.

Garfield on 27th October 1980
27th October 1980

Cats are invincible. - Woe be to he who incurs the wrath of a cat. smack - How long will he be in that body cast, doc? About a week. I could've guessed as much.

Garfield on 28th October 1980
28th October 1980

I know it's no fun being in a cast, Garfield. - We'll just have to make the best of your situation. - You'll make a keen doorstop. You're really enjoying this, aren't you, Jon?

Garfield on 29th October 1980
29th October 1980

- tip -

Garfield on 30th October 1980
30th October 1980

- - waka waka waka waka waka waka

Garfield on 31st October 1980
31st October 1980

How does it feel to be out of your cast, Garfield? - - scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch

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