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Garfield on 1st May 1980
1st May 1980

DON'T GO OUTSIDE! I just mowed the lawn!

Garfield on 2nd May 1980
2nd May 1980

Eat up, Pal. I won't say Garfield is fat, but the last time he got on a ferris wheel, the two guys on top starved to death. SPLAT!

Garfield on 3rd May 1980
3rd May 1980

I must speak to Jon about changing the water in my bowl.

Garfield on 4th May 1980
4th May 1980

What's happening? I have no urge to shove Odie off the table! I'm losing my touch! I must be having an attack of nice! PUSH With self-control you can conquer anything.

Garfield on 5th May 1980
5th May 1980

Guess who's come to visit? Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. You're so cute it's disgusting! That's true. But it's a cross I'll just have to bear.

Garfield on 6th May 1980
6th May 1980

How come I've known you a year, Nermal, and you're still a tiny kitten? I think small. And the coffee and cigarettes don't hurt.

Garfield on 7th May 1980
7th May 1980

Hee, hee, hee. Here, Nermal. Have a steak. You really trade on cute, don't you? I manage.

Garfield on 8th May 1980
8th May 1980

You're too cute, Nermal. CUTE IS TASTELESS! CUTE ROTS THE INTELLECT! So what's so hot about ugly? Good point.

Garfield on 9th May 1980
9th May 1980

Psst, hey, fella. Wanna buy a kitten? What the? Black market kittens. I'll make a killing.

Garfield on 10th May 1980
10th May 1980

Hey, Nermal, do you think you could teach me to be cute, too? Sure. First, open your eyes just as wide as you can. Now lose about 20 pounds. Very funny.

Garfield on 11th May 1980
11th May 1980


Garfield on 12th May 1980
12th May 1980


Garfield on 13th May 1980
13th May 1980

Now where could my rubber mousie be? EIYEEEEE! SPLASH! That's right. I left it in the bathtub.

Garfield on 14th May 1980
14th May 1980

I LOVE LASAGNA! I love to smear it on my body. Which insures I don't have to share it with anyone.

Garfield on 15th May 1980
15th May 1980

I bet you didn't know cats can shed at will.

Garfield on 16th May 1980
16th May 1980

Garfield! Why would you ever want to catch that fish? Some people LOVE cats for what they are... And some people ARE cats for what they LOVE.

Garfield on 17th May 1980
17th May 1980

What's the matter, Jon? Cat got your tongue? You might thay that.

Garfield on 18th May 1980
18th May 1980


Garfield on 19th May 1980
19th May 1980

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Garfield on 20th May 1980
20th May 1980


Garfield on 21st May 1980
21st May 1980

Good day, sports freaks. Welcome to your first tennis lesson. First, hold your tennis racquet just like this... Now drain your spaghetti with it.

Garfield on 22nd May 1980
22nd May 1980

gasp struggle wheeze Lasagna! I need lasagna! Let's talk about this pasta dependency of yours, Garfield. First, a noodle, then we talk.

Garfield on 23rd May 1980
23rd May 1980

I'll just take the last helping of lasagna, Garfield. And you may do whatever you wish with the pan, ha-ha. WHANG! SPLAT!

Garfield on 24th May 1980
24th May 1980

I'm getting tired of your string-arm tactics around here, Garfield. Remember: blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. But, in the meantime, the strong will make a pretty comfortable living.

Garfield on 25th May 1980
25th May 1980

GRAB! STRETCH PTING! KABOING! zoom! FLAP FLAP FLAP That's the darndest thing I've ever seen.

Garfield on 26th May 1980
26th May 1980

The bathroom is secured, sir.

Garfield on 27th May 1980
27th May 1980

BACK!...BACK, YOU SAVAGE! Savage...I like that.

Garfield on 28th May 1980
28th May 1980

SPLOOT! What's that? Lemon meringue Odie.

Garfield on 29th May 1980
29th May 1980

HERE, ODIE! I'm going to train you to sit up today. It's hard to teach a dead dog new tricks.

Garfield on 30th May 1980
30th May 1980

Some people say I'm mean to Odie. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE dogs. And if I'm lying, may lightning... Strike the dog next door. kerow! yip!

Garfield on 31st May 1980
31st May 1980

To properly enjoy tennis you must have the correct stance. You'll have to imagine the easy chair, TV, and six-pack.

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