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Garfield on 1st June 1980
1st June 1980

Time to put you out, Garfield. I don't wanna go out! SLAM! -

Garfield on 2nd June 1980
2nd June 1980

It's that time of year again. "hen my animal instincts send me into the wild for forage for food. And the girl scouts start carrying cookies.

Garfield on 3rd June 1980
3rd June 1980

Come on, girl scout. Come to Garfield. B-B-B-B-B EEEK! Darn. I was hoping for chocolate chip.

Garfield on 4th June 1980
4th June 1980

Hey, mister, your cat ate all my girl scout cookies. How do you know it was MY cat who ate your cookies? Twelve boxes worth? That's my cat. o-o-o-o

Garfield on 5th June 1980
5th June 1980

I'm very disappointed of you, Garfield. I can't believe you mugged a girl scout for her cookies. So cancel my good conduct medal. In one ear, and out the other.

Garfield on 6th June 1980
6th June 1980

Oh goody. Here come more girl scouts with more cookies! Rats! They have a Den Mother riding point.

Garfield on 7th June 1980
7th June 1980

Here comes another girl scout. Watch this. Beat it, cat! bonk! Whatever happened to "Sugar 'N' Spice 'N' Everything Nice"?

Garfield on 8th June 1980
8th June 1980

SLURP! Yuk Look, Odie...me cat, you dog, we fight. That's the order of things. Understand? SLURP! -

Garfield on 9th June 1980
9th June 1980

The jungle cat awakes with a voracious appetite. He instinctively sets out to slay some breakfast. That wasn't very pretty, but it's all part of the food chain.

Garfield on 10th June 1980
10th June 1980

The alley cat scrounges for food. He pokes his head into a promising garbage can. PEEEYEWWW!

Garfield on 11th June 1980
11th June 1980

The wild cat stalks the environs in search of prey. He attacks a helpless chicken. A big, BIG only semi-helpless chicken.

Garfield on 12th June 1980
12th June 1980

The farm cat sets out to patrol his property. He happens upon a plot of fresh catnip. And wakes up the next morning in Atlantic City with a Barbie doll.

Garfield on 13th June 1980
13th June 1980

The actor cat is being filmed escaping from the enemy. He must leap off a cliff to complete the escape. Which, of course, is done by a stunt dog.

Garfield on 14th June 1980
14th June 1980

The house cat has a busy schedule. What with sharpening claws. And seeing his owner off on a big night.

Garfield on 15th June 1980
15th June 1980

Garfield on 16th June 1980
16th June 1980

What would you like for your birthday, Garfield? Another nine lives. How about a ball of yarn? How about not? What if I keep you in kitty sweaters? What if I keep you in stitches?

Garfield on 17th June 1980
17th June 1980

In two days I'll be two years old...that's fourteen years in human terms. I can't wait. In another four months I'll be old enough to drive.

Garfield on 18th June 1980
18th June 1980

Tomorrow, I'll be two years of age. That's the human equivalent of fourteen. Cats have it good. Adolescence without acne.

Garfield on 19th June 1980
19th June 1980

Today is my birthday, and I hate birthdays. I'm going to get a surprise party, and I hate surprise parties. SURPRISE, GARFIELD! But I LOOOOVE the attention!

Garfield on 20th June 1980
20th June 1980

BARK! SPLAT! For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. CLOBBER! SPLAT!

Garfield on 21st June 1980
21st June 1980

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Garfield on 22nd June 1980
22nd June 1980

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Garfield on 23rd June 1980
23rd June 1980

Whew, I can't finish my meal. WHAT AM I SAYING?!! It just wouldn't be Garfield to leave food.

Garfield on 24th June 1980
24th June 1980

WHUMP!

Garfield on 25th June 1980
25th June 1980

KONG! YIP! I don't know why I did that. I guess it comes naturally to a knee-jerk dog hater.

Garfield on 26th June 1980
26th June 1980

POOF

Garfield on 27th June 1980
27th June 1980

I have a tabby at home just like you. Hee-hee. Aren't you cute! Where are you going, Garfield? To put a runner in that lady's support hose.

Garfield on 28th June 1980
28th June 1980

Z Why right here, Garfield?

Garfield on 29th June 1980
29th June 1980

Darn. I can't sleep. Milk SLUP PUFF PUFF * ...

Garfield on 30th June 1980
30th June 1980

EEK! THE SLUDGE MONSTER! Ha-ha, "Sludge Monster" indeed. How trite. -

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