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Garfield on 1st July 1980
1st July 1980

Oh no! My food has been ransacked! This looks like the work of the ...SLUDGE MONSTER! - Keep a cool head, Garfield. You must not panic. - AYIEEE! Burp.

Garfield on 2nd July 1980
2nd July 1980

I must arm myself against the sludge monster. - Ah! A helmet. - I should have dumped the sugar out first.

Garfield on 3rd July 1980
3rd July 1980

You may ask...why do I fear the sludge monster? - Not only does it have a bad complexion and dominate the conversation at social gatherings... - It also feeds on scratching posts.

Garfield on 4th July 1980
4th July 1980

OH NO! HERE COMES THE SLUDGE MONSTER! - ARRGH! - I wish you'd curb that imagination of yours, Garfield.

Garfield on 5th July 1980
5th July 1980

There it is! - PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER, SLUDGE MONSTER! - Why did you mangle that liver, Garfield? In the interest of national security, sir.

Garfield on 6th July 1980
6th July 1980

- - ARF! - GRRR! - ROWR! BARK! YIP! GRRR! - - YIP! - Frailty, thy name is dog.

Garfield on 7th July 1980
7th July 1980

It's Monday, Garfield. What are you going to do today? - What everyone should do on Monday. - Sleep until Tuesday.

Garfield on 8th July 1980
8th July 1980

So this is Tuesday. - Do you know what I like most about Tuesday? - It's not Monday.

Garfield on 9th July 1980
9th July 1980

- - My personal food taster.

Garfield on 10th July 1980
10th July 1980

- CRASH! BONK! - GARFIELD!!! I'm innocent! I swear it!

Garfield on 11th July 1980
11th July 1980

SLURP! - SLURP! - I think I strained something.

Garfield on 12th July 1980
12th July 1980

RING! - SMACK! - A little high-strung aren't we? I'm a cat. So sue me.

Garfield on 13th July 1980
13th July 1980

What a beautiful day! - SNIFF! - STING! - KONK! - - BONK! - CLONK! - WHAT THE...? It's not nice to fool with mother nature.

Garfield on 14th July 1980
14th July 1980

purrrr - - Would you like something to eat, Garfield? That man can read me like a book.

Garfield on 15th July 1980
15th July 1980

- GARFIELD! - Don't take another step! This chicken is loaded!

Garfield on 16th July 1980
16th July 1980

It's another brand new day for Garfield, the biggest, baddest, meanest cat in the land. - And his sidekick, Pooky. - The biggest, baddest, meanest teddy bear.

Garfield on 17th July 1980
17th July 1980

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Garfield on 18th July 1980
18th July 1980

- - Pooky! Speak to me! Are you okay, fella?

Garfield on 19th July 1980
19th July 1980

Hey, Bobby Baby! What's happenin'? - You say I got a wrong number? Well for a wrong number you sure have a sexy voice. Who is this? - Oh, hi, mom. Embarrassment City.

Garfield on 20th July 1980
20th July 1980

- SPLASH! - - - I'd better go up for air. - GASP!

Garfield on 21st July 1980
21st July 1980

Garfield, how would you like to be my attack cat? Me? An attack cat? - You'd be my side thwarting danger. I'd be your side thwarting danger. - Attacking anyone threatening. Attacking anyone edible.

Garfield on 22nd July 1980
22nd July 1980

I have constructed a thug-dummy for your attack training, Garfield. - KILL! - HA-HA-HA HA-HA!

Garfield on 23rd July 1980
23rd July 1980

Remember, Garfield, you're a vicious attack cat. - ATTACK! - Your mother wears combat boots.

Garfield on 24th July 1980
24th July 1980

You're an attack cat. Kill the dummy. Kill the dummy. - KILL! - Wring dummy. Then be more specific.

Garfield on 25th July 1980
25th July 1980

Okay, attack cat, let's say a mugger jumps out of the bushes. - A 300-pound mugger with a club. - How will we ever protect ourselves? He's not after MY wallet, jack.

Garfield on 26th July 1980
26th July 1980

Forget it, Garfield. You'll never make a good attack cat. - Oh yeh? Well just let some brute try to mug Jon. - I'll give him the hissing of his life.

Garfield on 27th July 1980
27th July 1980

- - - - GARFIELD! BATH TIME! - ZOOM! Cats.

Garfield on 28th July 1980
28th July 1980

- - How about some breakfast, Garfield? That would be great.

Garfield on 29th July 1980
29th July 1980

What did you do with the chicken, Garfield? - SPEAK UP! - I'm sorry, Garfield. Sometimes I forget you can't talk. Forget this.

Garfield on 30th July 1980
30th July 1980

You're looking a little puny, Garfield. - Why don't we go see the lady vet again? - Then why don't WE ask the lady vet out again? Than why don't WE get shot out of the saddle again?

Garfield on 31st July 1980
31st July 1980

Hey, doc, how about another date? - I don't know. I don't feel safe about you, big fella. - I might yawn myself to death. That put-down gets a 9.8.

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