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Garfield on 1st February 1980
1st February 1980

Say, "Ah," Garfield. I'll take your temperature if you don't say, "Ah". Ah.

Garfield on 2nd February 1980
2nd February 1980

I know you're just a veterinarian, Liz, but I've had these dizzy spells lately... Well now, why don't we just check your blood pressure. Uh...DOCTOR.

Garfield on 3rd February 1980
3rd February 1980

Oh, boy, it is chilly this morning. SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SIP GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE GULP That feels so warm. Ahhh You really enjoy your coffee, don't you, Garfield?

Garfield on 4th February 1980
4th February 1980

Ready for tennis? As soon as I feed Garfield. He's hungry. How do you know that? I have my ways.

Garfield on 5th February 1980
5th February 1980

Here's a picture of Garfield at the zoo. Here's Garfield sitting next to a very rare $200 parrot. Here's a picture of me shelling out 300 bucks for Garfield's lunch.

Garfield on 6th February 1980
6th February 1980

Help yourself, Garfield. Would you like a little coffee in that sugar?

Garfield on 7th February 1980
7th February 1980

This should blow Jon's mind. Me, Garfield, being nice to Odie. pat pat Heh heh, nice. pat pat THAT WAS a JOKE, YOU TWIT.

Garfield on 8th February 1980
8th February 1980

push! This table wasn't big enough for the both of us.

Garfield on 9th February 1980
9th February 1980

POOMP! Oops. I crunched Jon's antenna. A little more to the right, Garfield.

Garfield on 10th February 1980
10th February 1980

Watch this. I'm going to swing down on this vine and swoop up Jon's chicken. YANK YANK SWOOP! Where did the vine come from?

Garfield on 11th February 1980
11th February 1980

Guess what, Garfield? This week we're going to visit dad and mom on the farm. Yipee skip. I think I'll call in sick this week.

Garfield on 12th February 1980
12th February 1980

There's only one thing you have to remember when we get to the farm, Garfield. Watch where you step. Let me out.

Garfield on 13th February 1980
13th February 1980

Hi, dad. Welcome hom, city boy. Hi, mom. EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT. Well, shucky darn and slop the chickens, I think I'm going to like it here.

Garfield on 14th February 1980
14th February 1980

EAT, EAT, EAT. Mom, is that all you can say? "Eat, eat, eat"? You should meet some nice girl, settle down, have a family. Pass the mashed potatoes. EAT, EAT, EAT.

Garfield on 15th February 1980
15th February 1980

How's Garfield adjusting to the farm? OINK! You mean, how's the farm adjusting to Garfield.

Garfield on 16th February 1980
16th February 1980

I'm glad we visited the farm, dad. Yup. It's nice to get away from it all. Yup. Way, way, wayyyy away.

Garfield on 17th February 1980
17th February 1980

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Garfield on 18th February 1980
18th February 1980

This would be a good morning for a brisk walk. To the food dish.

Garfield on 19th February 1980
19th February 1980

CLACK! Life wasn't half as much fun before I got my yo-yo bone.

Garfield on 20th February 1980
20th February 1980

The caped avenger sees an evil dog. The caped avenger springs into action. The caped avenger hurts himself.

Garfield on 21st February 1980
21st February 1980

SWIPE! Thanks, Garfield. I hate to lick stamps. Bluh, bluh.

Garfield on 22nd February 1980
22nd February 1980

We're having lasagna for dinner tonight, Garfield. PLTOOEY! What say I bake it first. What say.

Garfield on 23rd February 1980
23rd February 1980

I could use a good back walk, Garfield. This is great. You'd make someone a good wife. NO CLAWS! NO CLAWS!

Garfield on 24th February 1980
24th February 1980

It's not the having, it's the getting.

Garfield on 25th February 1980
25th February 1980

You're too fat, Garfield. I'm putting you on another diet. He makes me so mad. If I could have gotten up on that chair, I would have given him the beating of his life.

Garfield on 26th February 1980
26th February 1980

Here's a carrot for your diet, Garfield. You know what to do with it. I certainly do. Here, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.

Garfield on 27th February 1980
27th February 1980

I know you're unhappy, Garfield, but I wouldn't have to put you on diets if you wouldn't eat so much. I can't help it. I have a glandular condition... An overactive mouth gland.

Garfield on 28th February 1980
28th February 1980

This diet's a real bummer. I'm getting weaker by the minute. I must be going into cholesterol withdrawal. That's when you have the urge to make a highball out of bacon grease.

Garfield on 29th February 1980
29th February 1980

B-R-R-R-R Awwww, poor thing. First you're on a diet, now you're freezing. Where's your blanket? I ate it.

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