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Garfield on 1st December 1980
1st December 1980

Boy, am I bored. - Good morning, Garfield. It's another day just like any other day. Isn't it great? - Some people confuse boredom with security.

Garfield on 2nd December 1980
2nd December 1980

I need a change. - Maybe I'll take up a hobby. Maybe I'll learn a new language. Maybe I'll participate in a sport. - Maybe I'll stay bored. It takes less effort.

Garfield on 3rd December 1980
3rd December 1980

flick - flick - You know you're bored when flicking a lint ball becomes all-consuming.

Garfield on 4th December 1980
4th December 1980

Every day it's the same boring food, same boring people, same boring routine... rrrr - ROWR! FFFT! - ...same boring fights.

Garfield on 5th December 1980
5th December 1980

Do you know where I'm residing? Bored City, that's where. - But not for long. With a positive mental attitude I can whip it. - I think I'll make a lateral move to self-pity.

Garfield on 6th December 1980
6th December 1980

I'm bored. - ARRRGH - That helped.

Garfield on 7th December 1980
7th December 1980

- - CHOMP! GULP GOBBLE - PLICK! - - ODIE!

Garfield on 8th December 1980
8th December 1980

- - Somehow, I prefer Garfield in his less affectionate moods.

Garfield on 9th December 1980
9th December 1980

Garfield, I've been thinking... - I'm seriously considering having you declawed. - Whatever for?

Garfield on 10th December 1980
10th December 1980

Why would Jon want to have me declawed? A cat without claws is like a bee without a stinger... - A porcupine without quills, a shark without teeth, a snake without fangs! - I think I see his point.

Garfield on 11th December 1980
11th December 1980

Granted, declawing a cat may spare the furniture. But it also renders a cat defenseless. - Put yourself in my shoes...how would you like to go through life... - Knowing somewhere out there is a dog with your name on it.

Garfield on 12th December 1980
12th December 1980

Some friends of mine and I would like to discuss this declawing idea of yours. - - Thanks, friends.

Garfield on 13th December 1980
13th December 1980

Garfield, I'm sorry I tried to have you declawed. Let's forgive and forget, okay? - BUZZ - I'll settle for "forgive".

Garfield on 14th December 1980
14th December 1980

LOVE HAMBURGERS! What? No period of mourning?

Garfield on 15th December 1980
15th December 1980

I think it's time you met a lady cat, Garfield. - And if you're not sure what to do on a date just watch me in action sometime. I have. - Make an inuendo, get slapped. Make a suggestion, get slapped. Make a move, get slapped.

Garfield on 16th December 1980
16th December 1980

Jon says this after shave is supposed to attract women. - gallop gallop gallop gallop - Darn...wrong species.

Garfield on 17th December 1980
17th December 1980

It's time I met a cat of the female persuasion. - - What took you so long?

Garfield on 18th December 1980
18th December 1980

What do they call you? - My name's Arlene. - And what do they call that space between your front teeth? This relationship is off to a tenuous start.

Garfield on 19th December 1980
19th December 1980

- Wanna eat mice? Wanna beat up dogs? - How barbaric. how nauseating.

Garfield on 20th December 1980
20th December 1980

Tell me, Arlene, what good is that space between your teeth? - *** - When will I see you again? Next time I want to hail a taxi.

Garfield on 21st December 1980
21st December 1980

Cats can be broken to the leash if you just hang in there. - - -

Garfield on 22nd December 1980
22nd December 1980

Garfield, would you happen to know what happened to the lasagna I fixed for dinner? - * - I didn't know you could whistle. I'd tap-dance too if it would change the subject.

Garfield on 23rd December 1980
23rd December 1980

Did I ever tell you I'm 29, Garfield? - You would have been 30 but you were sick a year. I would have been 30 but I was sick a year. - MY KINGDOM FOR A NEW PUNCH LINE!

Garfield on 24th December 1980
24th December 1980

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! - Why, Garfield Arbuckle...The spirit of Christmas is giving, not receiving. - I'll give you this if you don't give me that. Now GIMME! That's the spirit.

Garfield on 25th December 1980
25th December 1980

I love Christmas. - The parties and the presents... - The caroling, the presents. The food, the presents, the decorations, the presents, the fun and the presents. Merry Christmas!

Garfield on 26th December 1980
26th December 1980

OH NO! I overslept! - I'M LATE! - For my nap.

Garfield on 27th December 1980
27th December 1980

Oh no! They've raised my electricity bill again! What'll I doo? There's only one thing to do in a case like this... - SLEEP ON IT! - A real man of action. zzzz

Garfield on 28th December 1980
28th December 1980

atomize your face. - That food's for eating, Garfield. What are you trying to do? Make me sick or something?

Garfield on 29th December 1980
29th December 1980

GARFIELD! I'M - - Home. Gotcha again.

Garfield on 30th December 1980
30th December 1980

This year I resolve to be nicer to Odie. - KONG! - Now that that's out of the way, I can enjoy new year's eve.

Garfield on 31st December 1980
31st December 1980

Here you are, Madelyn, my dear. - There's a cat hair in my punch! - GARFIELD!

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