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Garfield on 1st August 1980
1st August 1980

hop hop - That's the thing about canned salmon. hop - It's easier to catch when it heads upstream to spawn.

Garfield on 2nd August 1980
2nd August 1980

GRRRR - ROWR! - yip yip yip One of these days this fierce routine's gonna get me creamed.

Garfield on 3rd August 1980
3rd August 1980

Snicker snicker What are you snickering about, Lyman? - I've solved our mouse problem. How so? - I've set out mousetraps baited with lasagna. Oh no! - NOT LASAGNA?! - SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! -

Garfield on 4th August 1980
4th August 1980

I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. You may have whatever you can sip through a straw. - SUCK! - Back to the drawing board.

Garfield on 5th August 1980
5th August 1980

Do you know what constitutes a diet food? - It's not the calories, it's not the protein, it's not the fiber... - It's the bland.

Garfield on 6th August 1980
6th August 1980

How goes the diet, Garfield? - Have you lost anything yet? Yes. - My sense of humor.

Garfield on 7th August 1980
7th August 1980

Remember, Garfield, one drumstick a day on your diet and that's it. - - What the... I found a butcher who carries pterodactyl.

Garfield on 8th August 1980
8th August 1980

You'll have to admit, Garfield... - Noe that you're on a diet, you're feeling better about yourself. You bet. - Aside from the hunger, dizziness and weakness, I'm having a ball.

Garfield on 9th August 1980
9th August 1980

You're the correct weight... - For an aircraft carrier, ha-ha. - I shouldn't have said that.

Garfield on 10th August 1980
10th August 1980

- SLOSH! - - - - - - GABING!

Garfield on 11th August 1980
11th August 1980

What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? - - You get a stupid cat.

Garfield on 12th August 1980
12th August 1980

Go fetch, Odie! - - When he comes to, he's going to be plenty mad.

Garfield on 13th August 1980
13th August 1980

Ahem. - Mee mee mee mee, arf arf arf arf arf, bark bark bark - BARK!

Garfield on 14th August 1980
14th August 1980

Garfield, I wish you wouldn't keep burying Odie in the sand. - Big deal. - I only buried him up to his knees.

Garfield on 15th August 1980
15th August 1980

Don't like your cat food, huh? - Is there anything I can give it? - Last rites come to mind.

Garfield on 16th August 1980
16th August 1980

You've finally done it, Garfield. - You've tangled with something bigger than you. - Yeh, but you should see the other truck.

Garfield on 17th August 1980
17th August 1980

Hello, sunrise. - Hello, flower garden. - - - WACHOO - Hello, hay fever. sniff

Garfield on 18th August 1980
18th August 1980

Hey, Garfield. We're going to visit dad and mom on the farm this week. - Where are you going? - To pack my bibs, and stuff some hayseeds between my teeth.

Garfield on 19th August 1980
19th August 1980

Say, mom, whatever happened to Nadine, my pet chicken? She's fine. - This is great? What is it? - Nadine noodle soup. She was family!

Garfield on 20th August 1980
20th August 1980

This is where milk comes from, Garfield. - How interesting, how informative. - I'll never, EVER drink milk again as long as I live.

Garfield on 21st August 1980
21st August 1980

ptooy - Dad, you didn't. - A good chew never hurt nobody. ssst

Garfield on 22nd August 1980
22nd August 1980

ssst - You're really getting into this farm thing, aren't you, Garfield? Yup. - Wanna swap sheep jokes?

Garfield on 23rd August 1980
23rd August 1980

oin! oink! oink! - - For being edible, you're sure pulling your luck, fella!

Garfield on 24th August 1980
24th August 1980

- Did you ever own a cat, Lyman? - I grew up with four of 'em. - What were their names? - Let's see... - There was "cat", "cat", "cat" and "cat". No names? - What's the use of naming a pet that won't come if you call it? Good point.

Garfield on 25th August 1980
25th August 1980

BRINNNNNG! SMACK! - BOING! - I hate mondays.

Garfield on 26th August 1980
26th August 1980

- - It's not the valleys in life i dread so much as the dips.

Garfield on 27th August 1980
27th August 1980

- Garfield, there's nothing you can do or say to make me share my lasagna with you. - Now that was an effective little ploy.

Garfield on 28th August 1980
28th August 1980

FLIP - FLIP! - You're a lousy reader, Garfield. You play a lousy game of flip, fella.

Garfield on 29th August 1980
29th August 1980

- scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch -

Garfield on 30th August 1980
30th August 1980

woof woof - rrrrrr - Eek, eek, shiver with fright, beg for mercy, race up a tree.

Garfield on 31st August 1980
31st August 1980

- - - - - How is it you cats know exactly when to be underfoot? Lucky I guess.

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