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Garfield on 1st September 1979
1st September 1979

- What?! Where?! - He did it again.

Garfield on 2nd September 1979
2nd September 1979

carrier. Well, why didn't you say so? - SCUFFLE SCUFFLE STRUGGLE GRAB! STUFF STUFF

Garfield on 3rd September 1979
3rd September 1979

Guess what, Garfield? While mom and dad're on a week's vacation, we're going to baby-sit for their kitten. - Meet Nermal. - Wake me in a week.

Garfield on 4th September 1979
4th September 1979

I gotta spend a week wet-nursing Nermal, here...he's cute. - And I hate "cute". - Don't knock it, jack, I make a killing posing for greeting cards.

Garfield on 5th September 1979
5th September 1979

Okay, Nermal. There's a dog. ...KILL! - - Oh, Nermal, Nermal, Nermal, Nermal.

Garfield on 6th September 1979
6th September 1979

CRUD! - Nermal shed all over my food. - I can't stand cat hairs unless they're my own.

Garfield on 7th September 1979
7th September 1979

- Take those roller skates off, Garfield. You look ridiculous. -

Garfield on 8th September 1979
8th September 1979

Nermal's leaving now. Wave bye-bye, Garfield. - I kind of liked the little feller. - The way I like intestinal flu.

Garfield on 9th September 1979
9th September 1979

third time! - I'd save you, Garfield. But I'm not about to give a cat mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Garfield on 10th September 1979
10th September 1979

YAWN - Oh, this looks like a nice place to sleep. - If you don't mind, Garfield...

Garfield on 11th September 1979
11th September 1979

SACK! PILLAGE! MAIN! DESTROY! - BONK! - Whimper, limp, cry, hurt, moan...

Garfield on 12th September 1979
12th September 1979

It's time to put your leash on for a nice walk. - Oh, come on, Garfield. It's not that bad. -

Garfield on 13th September 1979
13th September 1979

I know you don't like your leash, Garfield, but people are staring. - So cut that out. -

Garfield on 14th September 1979
14th September 1979

Odie, you know better than that. - Do you know what I appreciate about you most, Garfield? - I'm housebroken. You're housebroken.

Garfield on 15th September 1979
15th September 1979

Some people say pets are not clean. - That may be so. - But try eating your next meal without your hands and see how well YOU fare.

Garfield on 16th September 1979
16th September 1979

- SMACK MUNCH SLURP - CLICK! - ZZZ - zzz - I didn't know cats could eat in their sleep. - But I DO KNOW they can't sharpen their claws in their sleep. I shouldn't have pushed it.

Garfield on 17th September 1979
17th September 1979

Attention, America! I am hereby declaring this week NATIONAL FAT WEEK. - This is the week for all you fat people to come out of the closet. - Those of you who could get into one, that is.

Garfield on 18th September 1979
18th September 1979

This is National Fat Week. I want to hear all you fat people say, "I'm fat, and I'm proud of it!" - LOUSER! "I'M FAT, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!" - You...the pudgy one in Seattle, I didn't hear you.

Garfield on 19th September 1979
19th September 1979

Here's a National Fat Week handy fat tip. - "Don't exercise." You'll be happier. - Have you ever seen a jogger laugh?

Garfield on 20th September 1979
20th September 1979

Here's a National Fat Week skinny joke. - How many skinny people does it take to fill a shower? - I don't know. They keep slipping down the drain.

Garfield on 21st September 1979
21st September 1979

Here's the National Fat Week "weight-height chart". - According to this, if you weigh 200 pounds, you should be 6'4". - That means if you're under 6'4" you're not overweight, you're undertall.

Garfield on 22nd September 1979
22nd September 1979

Well, fat brothers and sisters, this is the last day of National Fat Week. - Just remember "Round is Beautiful". - Now get out there and eat a chicken franchise.

Garfield on 23rd September 1979
23rd September 1979

tell skinny jokes. - I would have had a national convention. - But I couldn't get the Kansas City stockyards to cater it.

Garfield on 24th September 1979
24th September 1979

Be careful there, Garfield. - Hanging on the drapes can be very painful. - 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR LEGS IF YOU DON'T GET OFF THEM THIS INSTANT!

Garfield on 25th September 1979
25th September 1979

GASP! CHOKE! WHEEZE! - Oh no you don't, Garfield. - So much for the old !play-sick-and-grab-the-chicken-when-your-owner-calls-the-vet" routine.

Garfield on 26th September 1979
26th September 1979

GARFIELD! BREAKFAST! - BONK! - I did it again. I got up before I woke up.

Garfield on 27th September 1979
27th September 1979

wag wag wag - STOMP! - WAG WAG WAG

Garfield on 28th September 1979
28th September 1979

- MEYOW - Let me guess, you were in the pickled herring again.

Garfield on 29th September 1979
29th September 1979

Eat up, Garfield. Meyow. - It says here this is a "new improved" cat food. munch munch - MEYOW!

Garfield on 30th September 1979
30th September 1979

- - - - - Oh, darn! - Jon's flower garden got a little over-frolicked.

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