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Garfield on 1st October 1979
1st October 1979

We're going to see your veterinarian today, Garfield. She's one cute chicky-boo. I'd marry her in a second. It's comforting to know the high values placed on the sacred institution of marriage are still with us today. In a half-second!

Garfield on 2nd October 1979
2nd October 1979

That Liz is sure a great looking hunk of veterinarian. She has the one quality I desire most in a woman. She's breathing.

Garfield on 3rd October 1979
3rd October 1979

Be right with you, Mr. Arbuckle. I'll be here with bells on, doctor. That makes for an interesting mental picture. Why does she always put me down? You're so putdownable.

Garfield on 4th October 1979
4th October 1979

How about going out with me, doctor? I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on earth. Then how about sometime after that? That's a good one.

Garfield on 5th October 1979
5th October 1979

Why won't you go out with me, doctor? Because I hate your guts. Does this mean marriage is out of question? Don Quixote strikes again.

Garfield on 6th October 1979
6th October 1979

How about a date, doc? No way. Mmmm Great! See you at eight. If you can't convice'm, confuse'm.

Garfield on 7th October 1979
7th October 1979

Caution Hmmm, wet cement. SPLUT! OOPS! BARK! BARK! slurp Lassie would have gone for help.

Garfield on 8th October 1979
8th October 1979

I suppose you want to know how my date went with Liz, the vet...well, don't ask. I won't. She didn't show. Old Jon just stood up. I don't want to hear about it. You know, Garfield. I like you better than people. Tell me more.

Garfield on 9th October 1979
9th October 1979

munch munch munch SMACK! SLURP! GOBBLE! -

Garfield on 10th October 1979
10th October 1979

My aunt Evelyn is the neatest cat I know. She plucked all the hair off her body so she wouldn't shed on the furniture. Now she's living with a family in L.A. that thinks she's a Chihuahua.

Garfield on 11th October 1979
11th October 1979

YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! For the last time, Odie, YOU chase the TAIL.

Garfield on 12th October 1979
12th October 1979

Garfield, must you do everything I do? That wasn't very nice. After all, cats are just little people with fur and fangs.

Garfield on 13th October 1979
13th October 1979

SHOOP! fwip fwip fwip fwip fwip fwip A Venetian tongue.

Garfield on 14th October 1979
14th October 1979

Garfield on 15th October 1979
15th October 1979

Bath time, Garfield. SQUIP! LARD

Garfield on 16th October 1979
16th October 1979

GOTCHA! BATH TIME! SPLOOSH" Now where could Pooky be?

Garfield on 17th October 1979
17th October 1979

CATS!

Garfield on 18th October 1979
18th October 1979

ZIP!! Foul! Foul! No fair! Foul!

Garfield on 19th October 1979
19th October 1979

Mornin'. Good morning, Irma. The coffee's strong, Hon, You'd better get it before it gets you. Is it hot? Yup. This isn't one of your better diners.

Garfield on 20th October 1979
20th October 1979

Garfield on 21st October 1979
21st October 1979

Boy, am I bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored. ARGHHH! I feel better already.

Garfield on 22nd October 1979
22nd October 1979

SMACK! I hate patio doors.

Garfield on 23rd October 1979
23rd October 1979

Hey, Garfield, where's Odie? He's easy enough to find. Just follow the slobber.

Garfield on 24th October 1979
24th October 1979

Ingredient: gunk I suspected as much.

Garfield on 25th October 1979
25th October 1979

For the last time, NO, Garfield. What's the problem? He wants to see a wine list.

Garfield on 26th October 1979
26th October 1979

You may have the leftovers when I'm through, Garfield. KONG! You don't have to be patient when you're as big as I am.

Garfield on 27th October 1979
27th October 1979

Are you still having breakfast? You've spent an hour eating your cereal. You know I don't like raisins.

Garfield on 28th October 1979
28th October 1979

slit! munch smack slurp ptooey! burp Garfield went to so much trouble I hated to spoil it for him.

Garfield on 29th October 1979
29th October 1979

Good boy, Garfield. Give me the paper. Either I get breakfast or you'll never see this paper alive again. WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A STRING ATTACHED?! Nothing's free, pal.

Garfield on 30th October 1979
30th October 1979

FLIP! I can take a hint.

Garfield on 31st October 1979
31st October 1979

I have something for that appetite of yours, Garfield. Close your eyes and open your mouth. -

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