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Garfield on 1st March 1979
1st March 1979

- GARFIELD! Did you eat my chicken? - No, of course not. If you had, there would be some bones left.

Garfield on 2nd March 1979
2nd March 1979

Be careful around this clock, Garfield. It's an old family heirloom. - CRASH! - One small push for a cat, one giant leap for good taste.

Garfield on 3rd March 1979
3rd March 1979

Where were you, Garfield? I called you an hour ago for dinner. Uh-oh. - KLUNK! - You've got to get to cat food before it sets up.

Garfield on 4th March 1979
4th March 1979

tie tie - tie tie tie - yank yank - LEAP! - SPROING! - Booga! Booga! - KLONK! - That was a lot of trouble but it was worth it.

Garfield on 5th March 1979
5th March 1979

zzzz YAWN - zzzzz - What a heck of a way to start the week.

Garfield on 6th March 1979
6th March 1979

The darn toaster isn't working again. I guess I'll have to fix it. - WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! - First, you have to get its attention.

Garfield on 7th March 1979
7th March 1979

Breakfast is on, Garfield. - Carry me. - Sometimes I think I cater to Garfield too much.

Garfield on 8th March 1979
8th March 1979

- That's called disco dancing, Garfield. Thank heavens. - For a minute there I thought he had a life carp in his jockey shorts.

Garfield on 9th March 1979
9th March 1979

Garfield, that steely-eyed cowcat, roams into town. - He mounts his faithful steed, Odie. - All I need now is a sunset.

Garfield on 10th March 1979
10th March 1979

- - Just when you think you've seen your cat do it all...

Garfield on 11th March 1979
11th March 1979

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - SPLOOSH - splutter splutter - FLOP! - ptooey! ptooey! ptooey! - wipe wipe - CRASH - If I act casual, maybe he won't notice.

Garfield on 12th March 1979
12th March 1979

- SWISH! - The mouth is quicker than the hand.

Garfield on 13th March 1979
13th March 1979

- KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! - Nobody home.

Garfield on 14th March 1979
14th March 1979

- I suppose I should learn to like Odie. - But I just can't respect anyone who turns around three times to lie down.

Garfield on 15th March 1979
15th March 1979

- Hmmm - Just as I suspected. There's a tiny sign in there saying, "Space For Rent".

Garfield on 16th March 1979
16th March 1979

BARK! BARK! BARK! - That's good enough. SCREEE POOMP! - Thanks for the exercise. PUNT!

Garfield on 17th March 1979
17th March 1979

pat pat pat pat - You didn't see that.

Garfield on 18th March 1979
18th March 1979

this? Oh, just some paw prints.

Garfield on 19th March 1979
19th March 1979

I'm going to teach you to do some tricks this week, Garfield. Over my dead body. - Sing for me, Garfield. MROWR! - VERY GOOD! There was a bone in my tuna pate.

Garfield on 20th March 1979
20th March 1979

Garfield, go fetch my pipe, paper and slippers. Yes, sir. Right away, sir... - Where IS he? - GARFIELD! Okay, okay. As soon as I'm done with the financial section.

Garfield on 21st March 1979
21st March 1979

Roll over, Garfield. You gotta be kidding. - If you roll over, I'll give you a double helping of lasagna. - WHIRRRRRR!

Garfield on 22nd March 1979
22nd March 1979

Speak, Garfield, speak. - Why, of course, Jon. Is there any particular topic on which you'd like to converse? - B-B-B-B-B

Garfield on 23rd March 1979
23rd March 1979

Sit up and beg for the kitty munchy, Garfield. - Tell you what. You give me the munchy and I'll let you keep your face. - I knew that we could arrive at a mutually acceptable compromise.

Garfield on 24th March 1979
24th March 1979

Dance for me, Garfield. Not a chance. - If you won't, I'm sure Odie would be happy to. - You have to know what motivates a cat. This is demeaning.

Garfield on 25th March 1979
25th March 1979

- - sigh - - Ho hum - - Ever had one of those days when you feel like you've slept and eaten it all?

Garfield on 26th March 1979
26th March 1979

Ah, it's early morning for the caped avenger. Ring! - The caped avenger who searches out evil wherever it may lurk. - The late-morning evil, that is.

Garfield on 27th March 1979
27th March 1979

The caped avenger sees food! - In order to fight evil, the caped avenger needs food for strength. - Lots and LOTS of strength!

Garfield on 28th March 1979
28th March 1979

AHA! The caped avenger sees injustice. BONK! - - Beat it, brute. BOOT!

Garfield on 29th March 1979
29th March 1979

The caped avenger sees a large evil person he must destroy in the name of good, because the caped avenger isn't a chicken. - - The caped avenger isn't stupid, either.

Garfield on 30th March 1979
30th March 1979

The caped avenger will now fly down and destroy the evil mailman. - - SPLAT! - I think the caped avenger is starting to believe his own press releases.

Garfield on 31st March 1979
31st March 1979

The caped avenger will now step outside to fight evil. - - The caped avenger will now step inside and announce his retirement.

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