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Garfield on 1st June 1979
1st June 1979

Garfield, you've been in bed all week. Why, you could starve to death. Oh. I should have guessed as much.

Garfield on 2nd June 1979
2nd June 1979

Get out of bed this minute, Garfield. Good boy! Darn leg cramps.

Garfield on 3rd June 1979
3rd June 1979

PTOOEY! PTOOEY! PTOOEY! Okay, Garfield. Now give me some high lobs.

Garfield on 4th June 1979
4th June 1979

Have a package of crackers, Garfield. RUSTLE CRACKLE CRINKLE They were terrible. Next time try taking them out of the wrapper.

Garfield on 5th June 1979
5th June 1979

Why the droopy demeanor today, Garfield? KONK! Never say "droop" to a fat person.

Garfield on 6th June 1979
6th June 1979

Hey, Lyman. What do you think of my new tennis racket? What's it strung with? Catgut. Aunt Reba!

Garfield on 7th June 1979
7th June 1979

That's the trouble with warm weather. You can't keep ice cubes in your drink. -

Garfield on 8th June 1979
8th June 1979

Touch my pie and you die. touch ZOOM!!! ALWAYS RIDING THE RAGGED EDGE OF DISASTER, AREN'T YOU, GARFIELD?!

Garfield on 9th June 1979
9th June 1979

Waitress, this potato is bad. BAD POTATO! BAD POTATO! smack! smack! smack! Sir, if that potato gives you any more trouble, you just let me know. There goes her tip.

Garfield on 10th June 1979
10th June 1979

Garfield on 11th June 1979
11th June 1979

Come on, Garfield. Let's go camping. Not in your life. Gee, and I'd packed lots of lasagna, too. Since you put it that way, I reckon there's a trail or two out there that could stand a little blazing.

Garfield on 12th June 1979
12th June 1979

Well, here we are in the great outdoors, Garfield. Ah, wilderness. Just us, the sky, and the trees. Where's the TV?

Garfield on 13th June 1979
13th June 1979

Well, Garfield. What do you think of camping so far? I don't know. I've never been this far from the sandbox before.

Garfield on 14th June 1979
14th June 1979

Why the long face, Garfield? Look who I brought. POOKY! Camping is more fun with a good friend.

Garfield on 15th June 1979
15th June 1979

What's that? Must be a porcupine.

Garfield on 16th June 1979
16th June 1979

GARFIELD! You're covered with porcupine quills! That must be very painful. I can handle it. ARRRRRGH!

Garfield on 17th June 1979
17th June 1979

screw screw screw Look, Garfield! I made a kitty door for you. swing SMACK! SMASH! A clear-cut case of self-defense if I ever saw one.

Garfield on 18th June 1979
18th June 1979

What would you like for your new birthday, Garfield? Another scratching post. How about a nice rubber mousie? Or maybe another scratching post. How'd you guess?

Garfield on 19th June 1979
19th June 1979

Happy first birthday, Garfield! Make a wish and blow out the candle. FOOF! Oh gee. That's too bad. Not really. I got my wish.

Garfield on 20th June 1979
20th June 1979

Have a sausage. One at a time, Garfield, one at a time.

Garfield on 21st June 1979
21st June 1979

Here's to gluttony! GULP! Hello? Overeaters anonymous?

Garfield on 22nd June 1979
22nd June 1979

Hello, Valette? Hey, how about meeting me somewhere tonight, sweets? You'll mee me when WHAT freezes over? I can take a hint! Only if it's applied with a sledgehammer.

Garfield on 23rd June 1979
23rd June 1979

Do you know why I don't chase birds? Well, I'll tell you. My uncle Hubert once caught a 30-pound canary in Chicago. They last spotted him over Dallas, Texas.

Garfield on 24th June 1979
24th June 1979

How about a snack, Garfield? Here's some liver left from dinner. Blech! It's good. Really. Watch me. M-m-m-m nummy nummy nummy Oh, very well. A MOUSE! GET IT! GARFIELD, WHY CAN'T YOU CHASE MICE LIKE OTHER CATS? If Jon eats onefirst, I'll consider it.

Garfield on 25th June 1979
25th June 1979

I'm going to take you to the vet for a checkup, Garfield. OH-NO! My uncle Barney went to the vet once. He came back as my aunt Bernice.

Garfield on 26th June 1979
26th June 1979

The doctor will see your cat in a moment. Who's next, please? I think I just died and went to heaven. I think I just died. I think I just died.

Garfield on 27th June 1979
27th June 1979

By the way there, doc, what's your name? Liz. Gee, what a pretty name. Is that short for Elizabeth? No. It's short for Lizard. Liz must not be much for small talk.

Garfield on 28th June 1979
28th June 1979

I guess we'll be seeing a lot of each other, doc. Garfield gets sick a lot. Don't you, Garfield? Don't you, Garfield? kachew kachew

Garfield on 29th June 1979
29th June 1979

Well, Mr. Arbuckle, your cat's basically in good health. But you'll have to take better care of him. Listen to the doctor, Jon. He's too fat. Close your ears, boy! The woman's some kind of a quack!

Garfield on 30th June 1979
30th June 1979

Tell me, Liz, haven't we met somewhere before? A rice paddy in Hong Kong? Look, jerk. I'll be the vet for your cat, but I won't play fall guy for your stupid lines. Understood? Uh-huh. So long, doctor. Have a nice day.

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