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Garfield on 1st January 1979
1st January 1979

POW! - -

Garfield on 2nd January 1979
2nd January 1979

What would you like for breakfast, Garfield? A cup of coffee, a danish and the newspaper. - Have a warm bowl of milk. - You people don't give us cats any credit!

Garfield on 3rd January 1979
3rd January 1979

Do you know why I don't like warm milk? - Try this...drink a bowl of warm milk. - Then, never brush your teeth again.

Garfield on 4th January 1979
4th January 1979

Why is it all us cats are stereotyped? - "All cats love milk, hate dogs, love mice" etc., etc., etc. - Sometimes I get so mad I could just kick my Gucci scaring post.

Garfield on 5th January 1979
5th January 1979

Do you know why you need me, Garfield? - I can sum it up in two words. - Quality companionship. Body heat.

Garfield on 6th January 1979
6th January 1979

We cats are very independent. - We need nobody, no time no where, no way. - Isn't that right, Pooky?

Garfield on 7th January 1979
7th January 1979

What, ho? - Oh, goody, a blueberry muffin. - ZIPPPPP - - scratch scratch scratch - KICK! - CRASH! - If pardon the expression, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

Garfield on 8th January 1979
8th January 1979

Look what my mother made for you, Garfield. - There, how's that? It's nice and warm. - Disgusting, demeaning, itchy and abomination. But, nice and warm.

Garfield on 9th January 1979
9th January 1979

cup of coffee.

Garfield on 10th January 1979
10th January 1979

Here he comes. Say something nice. - Lookin' good, Garfield. - Sharp sweater, ol' buddy. - Sad. Looks like a meatball in traction.

Garfield on 11th January 1979
11th January 1979

I was feeling pretty punk about having to wear a sweater... - Until I saw Odie's new outfit. -

Garfield on 12th January 1979
12th January 1979

Uh-oh, it's starting to rain. - I'd better let Garfield in before he gets his new sweater wet. - Too late.

Garfield on 13th January 1979
13th January 1979

snicker snicker - HARF! HARF! HARF! -

Garfield on 14th January 1979
14th January 1979

When you own a cat, its hairs get everywhere. - Every time I eat, I find a cat hair in my food. Let me show you. - I know it's here something. - - - I CAN'T EAT 'TIL I FIND THAT HAIR! - Silly me. I forgot to put it in there.

Garfield on 15th January 1979
15th January 1979

- Garfield, you shouldn't chase the mailman like that. - Now what would you do with him if you actually caught him? I'd eat him.

Garfield on 16th January 1979
16th January 1979

Garfield, you know cats can't drink... - SLURP! ...coffee. - Fill 'er up! Well, I'll be dipped.

Garfield on 17th January 1979
17th January 1979

- - It's amazing how we've grown to understand each other.

Garfield on 18th January 1979
18th January 1979

Look, Garfield. A mouse! - EEEK! -

Garfield on 19th January 1979
19th January 1979

Bachelorhood is okay, I guess. - But you just can't beat... - someone waiting for you when you get home.

Garfield on 20th January 1979
20th January 1979

BARK! BARK! - ROWR! YAP! FFFT! - And they say pets are therapeutic.

Garfield on 21st January 1979
21st January 1979

scratch scratch scratch - Uh-oh. FLEAS! - - - Alcohol should do the trick. - Much better. - puff puff - - FOOMP - There's something to be said for flea collars.

Garfield on 22nd January 1979
22nd January 1979

Garfield, you sleep to much, you eat too much, and you watch too much television. - What does Jon expect of me, anyway? - I'm only human.

Garfield on 23rd January 1979
23rd January 1979

Television can be habit forming. - I've been watching it all day. - Would you like me to turn the TV on, Garfield? That would be nice.

Garfield on 24th January 1979
24th January 1979

We've gotta stop watching the all-night movies on television, Garfield. - But, of course, last night was an exception. - Who would possibly turn off the Ethen Barrymore film festival?

Garfield on 25th January 1979
25th January 1979

BANG! BANG! EEEK! - SMACK! - Okay, okay. I'll change the channel. I don't like violence.

Garfield on 26th January 1979
26th January 1979

I hate television. - There are too many commercials, reruns and game shows. - The eight hours I watched yesterday was terrible.

Garfield on 27th January 1979
27th January 1979

Television is only so much mindless drivel... - Glossy adventures, sex and violence. - Ain't it great?

Garfield on 28th January 1979
28th January 1979

Garfield? - Hmmm...I must have overslept.

Garfield on 29th January 1979
29th January 1979

Garfield, you are disgustingly, slovenly, sloppy fat. - Poor Jon. - He obviously has disgustingly, slovenly, sloppy fat confused with "big-boned".

Garfield on 30th January 1979
30th January 1979

Brenda, meet Garfield. Hi, Garfield. - Is Garfield a pig? He's a cat. - Oh, that REALLY hurts.

Garfield on 31st January 1979
31st January 1979

ahhh - CRASH! - Face it, Garfield. Windowsills just aren't built for us queen-sized felines.

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