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Garfield on 1st February 1979
1st February 1979

If you take one bite of my pie, Garfield, I'll smack your fat little paws. - - If I can't have it, neither can he.

Garfield on 2nd February 1979
2nd February 1979

I'll bet you can't wait to see what kind of cat food you're having for dinner. I'll bet I can. - Here it comes... You can cut the tension with a knife. - LIVER! Oh, hooray, hop about, clap paws, squeal with glee.

Garfield on 3rd February 1979
3rd February 1979

Now I wouldn't say you're fat, Garfield... - But when you sit around the sofa, you SIT AROUND the sofa. - KICK! Heads, he lives. Tails, he dies.

Garfield on 4th February 1979
4th February 1979

- * - - - - - Let's see...iodine, band-aids, gauze, bullwhip, small straight-jacket, helmet, pan, shampoo, gloves, rinse, conditioner, blow dryer, brass knuckles, towel, rope, elbow pads... - Garfield's bath day? Garfield's bath day.

Garfield on 5th February 1979
5th February 1979

I think I'll do some jogging. - Okay...GO, FEET! - Hmmm, reckon the little suckers just weren't in the mood.

Garfield on 6th February 1979
6th February 1979

Garfield, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't read over my shoulder - - READ over my shoulder?

Garfield on 7th February 1979
7th February 1979

Stay away from my chicken leg, Garfield. Aw, stuff it in your ear. mrow fft! - WHAT WAS THAT?! - Oh.

Garfield on 8th February 1979
8th February 1979

Gee...I wonder which shirt goes better with my slacks. - Lyman, could you give me your opinion on something? Sure. - What can I do for you? Forget it. Beau Brummell lives.

Garfield on 9th February 1979
9th February 1979

- - He's trying to tell me to turn the heat up.

Garfield on 10th February 1979
10th February 1979

Guess what, Garfield? Somewhere on me is a kittie munchie for you. - - Maybe that wasn't such a good idea. munch munch munch

Garfield on 11th February 1979
11th February 1979

NAB! - I'm going to give you a bath, Garfield. You and what army? - - - Okay...I give up. You can go. - SPLOOSH -

Garfield on 12th February 1979
12th February 1979

I hate cold floors in the morning. - Nobody likes cold floors. - But we cats have to put twice as many feet on them.

Garfield on 13th February 1979
13th February 1979

Pets are great to have on cold nights. - As long as you don't mind... - The crowded conditions.

Garfield on 14th February 1979
14th February 1979

BARK! YIP! ROWR! FFFT! - GARFIELD! ODIE! Why don't you boys go outside to fight. - While I lie here and quietly bleed to death.

Garfield on 15th February 1979
15th February 1979

* * * - GARFIELD! Get off the piano! - Talk about stifling one's creative talents.

Garfield on 16th February 1979
16th February 1979

There's one nice thing about being a cat at the dinner table. - - Everything you touch is yours.

Garfield on 17th February 1979
17th February 1979

What's a six-letter word for "pain," Garfield? - ARRRGH!!! - Is that with three or four r's?

Garfield on 18th February 1979
18th February 1979

scrub scrub scrub scrub - - - - CLICK! - GARFIELD! STOP! - It's below freezing out there.

Garfield on 19th February 1979
19th February 1979

You say you want me to eat this hamburger, Pooky? - And this chicken? And this lasagna? - You gotta go a long way to find a teddy bear as good as old Pooky here.

Garfield on 20th February 1979
20th February 1979

SMACK! - HEY YOU! Come back here and fight like a teddy bear! - What am I saying?

Garfield on 21st February 1979
21st February 1979

Be honest, Pooky. Do you think I'm getting a little pudgy around the middle? - - Not a lot of personality, but he certainly knows when to keep his mouth shut.

Garfield on 22nd February 1979
22nd February 1979

- - A dancing bear? Next time, I get to lead.

Garfield on 23rd February 1979
23rd February 1979

Let's go for a walk, little fella. - SMACK! - Well, I'll be. Pooky doesn't like dogs either.

Garfield on 24th February 1979
24th February 1979

Okay, who knocked my fern off the windowsill?! - - His lying to me isn't half so upsetting as the credit he's giving my intelligence.

Garfield on 25th February 1979
25th February 1979

kaboing kaboing kaboing - purrr - Garfield - bat bat - ROWR! FFFT! - - scratch! scratch! scratch! - That should hold you cat fans for a while.

Garfield on 26th February 1979
26th February 1979

Stand aside, cat. I know karate! - - And I know fast and furious.

Garfield on 27th February 1979
27th February 1979

- - Some days I'm just not in the mood to be adored.

Garfield on 28th February 1979
28th February 1979

Woould puppy tat wike a bowl of milk? - Would funny wooking man wike a milk bath? - Never be condescending to a cat.

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