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Garfield on 1st August 1978
1st August 1978

scratch scratch scratch scratch - Oops. I got a scratch on Jon's favorite chair. - Maybe he won't notice.

Garfield on 2nd August 1978
2nd August 1978

One last olive. - - clunk clunk clunk

Garfield on 3rd August 1978
3rd August 1978

- SSSSSS - One word about curiosity killing the cat, and I'll break your face.

Garfield on 4th August 1978
4th August 1978

I hate television commercials. - They're too long to sit through... - -and they're too short for a trip to the sandbox!

Garfield on 5th August 1978
5th August 1978

- - Never trust a smiling cat.

Garfield on 6th August 1978
6th August 1978

pain, pain, pain, pain.

Garfield on 7th August 1978
7th August 1978

DING DONG - Lyman. Jon. - I'm cold. I'm hungry. I'm weak. Take me in! - Sure, Lyman. You know my home is your home. And my sandbox is off-limits.

Garfield on 8th August 1978
8th August 1978

Is that all you have, the one suitcase? Not exactly. - HERE BOY! - Oh, lawsey, lawsey, lawsey.

Garfield on 9th August 1978
9th August 1978

Come on, Garfield. Snap out of this deep blue funk. So what if a dog moved in... - You can handle it. Cheer up. - - Take me now, lord!

Garfield on 10th August 1978
10th August 1978

What's your dog's name? Odie. - Odie...a dog named Odie... - A blimp named Hindenburg...a ship named Titanic...a car named Edsel. A fresh...

Garfield on 11th August 1978
11th August 1978

- CRASH! - Ten billion dogs in this world, and I get Tweedledee, the wonder dummy.

Garfield on 12th August 1978
12th August 1978

WOOF! - BARK! - YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!

Garfield on 13th August 1978
13th August 1978

Poor me. - Sigh...a big, vicious, brute of a dog has moved into *my* home... - - GRAB! - whap whap whap whap whap whap whap - dribble dribble dribble - PUNT - How will I ever survive?

Garfield on 14th August 1978
14th August 1978

Does it hurt to rub a cat the wrong way? I don't know. - ROWRRRR!! Yup.

Garfield on 15th August 1978
15th August 1978

Odie! Look what you did on the floor! - yip! yip! yip! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! whap! whap! whap! - They should've named him "Spot".

Garfield on 16th August 1978
16th August 1978

Lyman, you gotta housebreak Odie. How? - Swat him with something. With what? -

Garfield on 17th August 1978
17th August 1978

- pat pat pat pat -

Garfield on 18th August 1978
18th August 1978

I think I'll put that dog's lights out. - - scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch

Garfield on 19th August 1978
19th August 1978

- THOCK! - New dance? Bad aim.

Garfield on 20th August 1978
20th August 1978

We cats are the source of many myths... - The saying, "nervous as a cat", is an old wive's tale. - BARK! - - - Not to mention, "a cat always lands on its feet".

Garfield on 21st August 1978
21st August 1978

Heh, heh, heh. splash splash splash - Cats just love to play with water. - Whew! I thought I'd never find Jon's watch.

Garfield on 22nd August 1978
22nd August 1978

dab dab dab dab - SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! - MY CHICKEN SOUP! The devil made me do it.

Garfield on 23rd August 1978
23rd August 1978

Hey, Jon! What do you think of my new outfit? - - Does Garfield always shed like that? Only on white disco suits.

Garfield on 24th August 1978
24th August 1978

munch munch munch - PUNT - Gotta keep my strength up.

Garfield on 25th August 1978
25th August 1978

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Garfield on 26th August 1978
26th August 1978

- SPLOOCH! - Help yourself to the lasagna, Garfield.

Garfield on 27th August 1978
27th August 1978

You're getting a little chunky there, pal. - I'm thinking of putting you on a diet, Garfield. - DIET! - I'm already feeling weak! - FOOD! I need FOOD! - The room's growing dim! - WHOP! - clap clap clap clap clap clap

Garfield on 28th August 1978
28th August 1978

Garfield, as of this minute, I'm putting you on a diet. - Garfield? - I think I snapped his mind.

Garfield on 29th August 1978
29th August 1978

Come on, old buddy. Going on a diet's not all that bad. Why, a couple of pounds off the middle and you'll be fit and trim again. - THAT'S BETTER. - I didn't have the heart to tell him he's made the weight watcher's ten most-wanted list.

Garfield on 30th August 1978
30th August 1978

So I'm on a diet...big deal. - You know what a "diet" is, don't you? - IT'S "DIE" WITH A "T," THAT'S WHAT IT IS!

Garfield on 31st August 1978
31st August 1978

A diet. Jon has me on a diet. - POOMP!! - When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean.

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